HashAds

a change in reality occurred in the 203rd decade in which "marketing" via HashPie began to exist. this was retroactively neologized into "HashAds".

what's different about HashAds are that instead of harvesting the soul of those involved via crude and invasive strategies, it is done remotely and automatically. as such, no monetary exchanges occur in the process of an hashad; the value gained by soul extraction covers all relevant costs.

HashAds are now in use by a certain number of people and is an X billion dollar industry, where X is a real number within the range 0-65535. there is a wide variety of HashAds in existence.

how to add HashAds to a webpage

it is recommended that one inserts HashAds onto all webpages within their control. luckily, it is easy to do.

paste the "embed" into the HTML of all webpages:

<iframe src="https://hashpie.pages.dev/hashads/embed?ref=example.com" style="margin-left:auto;display:block;margin-right:auto;max-width:732px;width:100%;height:94px;border:none;"></iframe>

replace "example.com" with the actual domain name of your website.